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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon
August 5th, 2009
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If it wasn’t possible to better the Soviets in the space race, which was really a race of technology armaments, what could be done? How could America offset the threat of superior weaponry? Throughout the history of rivalry and war, astute generals of lesser armies than their counterparts have used deceit and misinformation as a method to achieve victory.

Surrounding the earth, beginning at an altitude of 1,000 miles and extending an additional 25,000 miles, lie lethal bands of radiation called the Van Allen Radiation Belts.

Every manned space mission in history (including Mercury, Gemini, Soyuz, Skylab and the Space Shuttle) has been well below this deadly radiation field…all except Apollo.

Recently uncovered footage of the crew of Apollo 11 staging part of their mission proves that the astronauts never made it beyond earth orbit. The goal was to fool the Soviet Union about US strategic capability during the height of the Cold War. Deceit, Greed, and Injustice… A sad thing happened on the way to the moon. The truth will astound you!

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon , 4.0 out of 10 based on 47 ratings

42 Comments

  1. August 6, 2009 at 11:19 pm | skip

    this is retarded

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    • August 7, 2009 at 12:16 am | Danny

      Yea i would be inclined to agree but for neutrality purposes i decided to post it.

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  2. August 19, 2009 at 4:16 am | Eric Howe

    I don’t blame you for posting this but it is still a bunch of bollocks from self-hating humans.

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    • October 18, 2009 at 8:11 pm | Chas

      Self-hating? You obviously don’t know anything about psychology. I hate lies, not people.

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  3. July 3, 2010 at 10:45 am | Shalome

    A funny thing happened on the qay to the movie theater, I decided to see if I could watch the worst movie ever made .. I may have got very close by seeing this piece of horse shit!

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  4. October 8, 2010 at 8:21 am | R. Palmer

    I love how the people make these things skip the easy proofs. Do they think for… oh ya right… here’s the deal.

    The Soviets were tracking the Apollo missions with the same “military” technology that NASA was tracking them with. If the Apollo spacecraft never left orbit or were never on orbit they would be the first to point that out. DUH….

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    • April 23, 2011 at 3:18 am | fuckgreece

      The soviets who for years knew that the americunts could barely achieve low orbit let alone go to the moon. They did tell their people that the moon landing was fake. Those retards at NASA couldnt go to the moon today let alone in the 1960s go 6 times. 6 fucking times to go and come back from the moon. Yet 60+ years later here we are and never have been back once, or 2 they dont show the so called “Evidence” they left behind. NASA wants to prove it landed take satellite pictures of the moon showing the rover and the other stuff they left behind. but they dont do that why? they cant? No because they never went to the moon. And the American government would never lie to it people

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      • May 15, 2011 at 1:14 pm | marky mark

        Please provide a reference for the soviet government telling it’s people that nasa’s trip to the moon was faked.. to my knowledge this never happened, so you shouldn’t say it did with no evidence. Citing that we have not returned to the moon as evidence we were never there is silly. We have never gone back because it’s ridiculously expensive with no payoff…there isn’t anything on the moon.  happened, so you shouldn’t say it did with no evidence. Citing that we have not returned to the moon as evidence we were never there is silly. We have never gone back because it’s ridiculously expensive with no payoff…there isn’t anything on the moon. 

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        • August 1, 2011 at 2:59 pm | Mutchie35

          see these apollo huggers they believe blindly…..honestly they DID NOT LAND ON THE MOON they didnt have the technology even today it would be a stretch & why = radiation thats why = jeeez get a grip people

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        • August 1, 2011 at 2:59 pm | Mutchie35

          see these apollo huggers they believe blindly…..honestly they DID NOT LAND ON THE MOON they didnt have the technology even today it would be a stretch & why = radiation thats why = jeeez get a grip people

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        • November 13, 2011 at 2:19 am | fuckgreece

          As for the soviets telling their people I heard that from somone cant find any sources, There is no pay off on the moon? Moon is filled with Helium 3 which can be a new fuel source to power the earth. Helium 3 runs at $2,000/liter so definitely there is a big pay off going to the moon. Look at it this way, The Hubble telescope can see galaxies hundreds if thousands if millions of light years away, Shit you can see a cars license plate from google earth, why doesnt nasa just point Hubble towards the moon and take pictures of the so called “evidence left behind” uh? In the 1960s 10 MB hard drive was the size of a fucking room, the computer on board the lunar lander had the same capabilities of that of a digital hand watch today? and you expect me to believe that send people to the moon? The russians were 20 years ahead in space technology, not that im a fan of the russians fuck the russians but they were first man in space, clocked more hours in space and all of a sudden americans go to the moon? I dont deny the Rovers Landing on Mars because I do believe based on current technology, based on current computer power, based on the experience NASA has with space it is all reasonable to believe the rovers landed on mars! There is no fucking way in hell in 1960s they go 6 times, Not once not twice but 6!   

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          • November 15, 2011 at 5:07 am | ahf

            > why doesnt nasa just point Hubble towards the moon and take pictures of the so called “evidence left behind” uh?

            Well I’m not an expert as you seem to be about space travel and 1960s technology, but I know how to google :

            http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/news/apollo-sites.html
            http://www.space.com/12835-nasa-apollo-moon-landing-sites-photos-lro.html
            http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14813043

            What now ? “oooh! these pictures are fake. I can tell by the pixels…”

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          • November 21, 2011 at 3:41 am | fuckgreece

            Please dont tell me those pictures show evidence wtf I cant see anything? All I see is fucking blurry pictures that show nothing but rocks. You can see the Astronauts boot tracks but you cant see the rovers haaaa is this a joke. Shit i go on google earth right now you can see cars from space clear as daylight. All the powerful telescopes and satelites and best they can come up with is those pictures. they got to do better than that.

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          • December 11, 2011 at 2:19 pm | Dedomrazibaba

            Pretty stupid pictures there?Are you serious?It’s obvious that the USA was not able to go to the moon in 1969.What about the radiation belt?Anything?

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  5. April 23, 2011 at 3:28 am | fuckgreece

    The start is freaking hilarious

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    • June 16, 2011 at 7:00 pm | trigger

      JUST AN FYI>> Japanese satellites have taken pictures of the lunar landars and tire tracks from the rover.. The moon landings happened

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    • June 16, 2011 at 7:00 pm | trigger

      JUST AN FYI>> Japanese satellites have taken pictures of the lunar landars and tire tracks from the rover.. The moon landings happened

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    • June 16, 2011 at 7:00 pm | trigger

      JUST AN FYI>> Japanese satellites have taken pictures of the lunar landars and tire tracks from the rover.. The moon landings happened

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  6. May 14, 2011 at 5:42 am | Deen Jones

    Initially I had thought they actually made moon orbit, but I couldn’t see how they could use that contraption of a moon lander, actually land on the moon, and then make it back and dock with the command capsule. This is a product of our Alice in Wonderland world.

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    • May 14, 2011 at 10:34 am | KoluL

      Deen, it is you who lives in a fantasy world if you believe the landings were faked.

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    • May 14, 2011 at 10:34 am | KoluL

      Deen, it is you who lives in a fantasy world if you believe the landings were faked.

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      • June 2, 2011 at 2:06 am | iVaN

        C’mon guys!  I know “Ignorance is Bliss” but in retrospect, it’s highly unlikely NASA went to the moon using 1960s technology.  Ever used 1960s technology?  I have, and I can tell you that they didn’t land using a computer with less memory than a pocket calculator!  Ever consider that the U.S. government lies?  I realize they’ve never done so in the past, but, well…

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      • June 2, 2011 at 2:06 am | iVaN

        C’mon guys!  I know “Ignorance is Bliss” but in retrospect, it’s highly unlikely NASA went to the moon using 1960s technology.  Ever used 1960s technology?  I have, and I can tell you that they didn’t land using a computer with less memory than a pocket calculator!  Ever consider that the U.S. government lies?  I realize they’ve never done so in the past, but, well…

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      • June 2, 2011 at 2:06 am | iVaN

        C’mon guys!  I know “Ignorance is Bliss” but in retrospect, it’s highly unlikely NASA went to the moon using 1960s technology.  Ever used 1960s technology?  I have, and I can tell you that they didn’t land using a computer with less memory than a pocket calculator!  Ever consider that the U.S. government lies?  I realize they’ve never done so in the past, but, well…

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      • June 2, 2011 at 2:06 am | iVaN

        C’mon guys!  I know “Ignorance is Bliss” but in retrospect, it’s highly unlikely NASA went to the moon using 1960s technology.  Ever used 1960s technology?  I have, and I can tell you that they didn’t land using a computer with less memory than a pocket calculator!  Ever consider that the U.S. government lies?  I realize they’ve never done so in the past, but, well…

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      • June 2, 2011 at 2:06 am | iVaN

        C’mon guys!  I know “Ignorance is Bliss” but in retrospect, it’s highly unlikely NASA went to the moon using 1960s technology.  Ever used 1960s technology?  I have, and I can tell you that they didn’t land using a computer with less memory than a pocket calculator!  Ever consider that the U.S. government lies?  I realize they’ve never done so in the past, but, well…

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  7. May 20, 2011 at 3:21 am | Anonymous

    I think the perspective angles on the shadows in the photographs are quite mysterious indeed. They’re correct on that one, if it were the sun they’d be in perfect parallel. What you all think?!

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    • October 6, 2011 at 6:48 am | ThisFilmIsALie

      No, they wouldn’t.  Go watch Mythbuster’s moon landing special.  This film is full of big piles of horse shit.

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  8. May 20, 2011 at 3:21 am | Anonymous

    I think the perspective angles on the shadows in the photographs are quite mysterious indeed. They’re correct on that one, if it were the sun they’d be in perfect parallel. What you all think?!

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  9. June 2, 2011 at 2:50 am | iVaN

    Anyone who actually believes a moon landing occurred in 1969 would have to believe that the earth is flat and supported by four pillars!!

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    • January 3, 2012 at 5:04 am | saoirse

      no they wouldn’t. thats just a stupid thing to say.

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  10. June 2, 2011 at 2:50 am | iVaN

    Anyone who actually believes a moon landing occurred in 1969 would have to believe that the earth is flat and supported by four pillars!!

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  11. July 28, 2011 at 4:41 am | Noble Lord

    FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH:

    No human has ever stepped on the moon, it’s obvious that we have been lied to and over most historical events!

    As for the reasons the Soviet Unioun did not blow the whistle on the US, well it never admitted that the Bolsheviks were Jews, hence the Sovs were Jew controlled until recent!

    Jews control the US and both govs are subject to Jew finance!

    The Jew doesn’t mind if we believe his fairy stories, so long as we don’t seek out the truth, because it’s makes us free!

    To date, we do not possess the technology to travel beyond the “Van Allen belts”, that’s Gods way of sayin, not so fast hombre, get rid of Usury, Globalislavery, er clean ya daaang act up!

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    • November 11, 2011 at 9:39 pm | Has an education

      you are an absolute idiot.

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    • January 4, 2012 at 5:31 am | Bluebird2008

      Spot on mate, its all one big Jew lie

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  12. September 16, 2011 at 1:14 pm | searlepa

    I feel its strange that conspirators say people blindly believe the moon landings happened, when there is proof beyond rational doubt that we went there. and they comment on 60s technology not being enough to get us there when we didn’t have the means to realistically fake it have you seen  special effects from the 60s they didn’t have the means to make it believable. also a big argument is the reflectors left behind, the moon although having some weak reflective properties doesn’t have the strength to reflect the kind of lasers shot at it. anyone with independent thought and a non buy-est attitude when researching can find proof that we went…. a lot of proof and on the side of conspirators you find a lot of rumour and out of context quotes. to sum up this ridiculously long comment anybody doubting the moon landing go out looking for proof that we did go there instead of more so called proof that we didn’t, when i started researching i believed we did go there so i looked at all the conspiracy books, films, websites and chat rooms i could find. if you look properly there will be no doubt. (sorry this is so long) 

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  13. September 16, 2011 at 2:15 pm | Searlepa

    just one more thing, this documentary is honestly a joke, referring to part 4, so not only did nasa have video evidence of them talking about faking but they accidentally sent it to the film makers who just happen to be conspiracy theorists. if this really was a tape with proof of them faking it after taking all that time and effort would they honestly not destroy the tape, and if a tape was in existence proving them to be faking it wouldn’t they be a bit fucking careful who they sent it to. i mean come on?!?!!

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  14. December 19, 2011 at 4:01 am | Mquallet

    Crikey:     It took Apollo only about an hour to pass through the worst part of the radiation belts – once on the outbound trip and once again on the return trip. The total radiation dose received by the astronauts was about one rem. A person will experience radiation sickness with a dose of 100-200 rem, and death with a dose of 300+ rem. Clearly the doses received fall well below anything that could be considered a significant risk. Despite claims that “lead shielding meters thick would have been needed”, NASA found it unnecessary to provide any special radiation shielding.
    The hoax advocates also make the mistake of limiting themselves to two-dimensional thinking. The Van Allen Radiation Belts consist of a doughnut-shaped region centered on Earth’s magnetic equator. The translunar trajectories followed by the Apollo spacecraft were typically inclined about 30 degrees to Earth’s equator, therefore Apollo bypassed all but the edges of the radiation belts, greatly reducing the exposure.

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  15. January 3, 2012 at 7:06 am | Not important

    I’ve been researching this for a while now. When I first heard of the concept they were faked I thought it was bullshit, but I looked into it, researched it, hell I’ve even spoken to a few serious academics that believe it too (honestly!), so I was very swayed.

    However in the end I grew a fucking brain and after journeying for dawdling a while down the alleyway of conspiracy and it’s sidestreets of vacuous crap, I used simple logic and reasoning to reassess all the available evidence and reach my destination of the truth. They happened people, get over it. 

    Aside from that, I think theres a bigger problem here, which is this: I really couldn’t give a fuck anyway. At the end of the day we have so many problems on this planet, I study conflict resolution and my heart breaks whenever I meet a hard-working, extremely intelligent individual who would rather spend the majority of their time getting to the bottom of this mystery instead of considering how to substantially improve life for ourselves and our planet. Its just a fucking rock. I don’t care if we went or not, at least not whilst our own ones getting FUBAR’d. 

    Peace

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    • January 3, 2012 at 7:08 am | Not important

      Paragraph 2*:However in the end I grew a fucking brain and after dawdling a while down the alleyway of conspiracy and it’s sidestreets of vacuous crap, I used simple logic and reasoning to reassess all the available evidence and reach my destination of the truth. They happened people, get over it. 

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  16. January 4, 2012 at 5:42 am | Bluebird2008

    People need to wake up, it is impossible to land on the moon. Doesn’t matter if it was in the 60′s or today, it defies the laws of physics and cannot be done ever.
    The reason for this is, as everyone knows, is the moon is made of cheese. If you did try to land on it you would melt the cheese and become trapped in the sticky goo. NASA and the Russians both realised this and agreed to perpetuate the lie so as to make everyone feel good.
    The real question that remains to be answered is, what kind of cheese is it made of?

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  17. April 10, 2012 at 3:44 am | haha

    haha “americunts’ lolz

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