I Am A Motherfucker

A brilliant short documentary on Thomas Bruso (infamously known across the internet as Epic Beard Man) and the days surrounding the release of an internet video showcasing a fight on an Oakland public bus.

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  • Zenqi

    Poor guy. Abuse begets abuse. A fine example of the dregs of humanity. Another human being beating natural selection to the detriment of the rest of the species.

    • johnboy

      what?

    • AnsirOne

      I dont think you “Beat” naural selection, it kinda defies the whole point, you die when you die, the guy is alive for a reason, he a tough mother fucker.i mean he made it through fucking vietnam give him some credit.

      • Ted

        Of course you beat natural selection! Millions of people do it every day/all the time. Modern life and law protects the weak from their almost certain demise if the world truly operated under natural law vs. the law of Man.

        • Paddo

          to say that man is no longer part of nature is kinda of stupid, nature made man the way he is now, and like most natural things we create the natural order that’s around us. now some people think nature is out of balance but that is not a unique to the present.

          the balance that people tend to call “the natural state of things” is just the state of nature that remains a constant for a prolonged period of time, it is normal that nature isn’t in perfect balance for if it was in perfect balance there would be no need to adapt and therefore no need for evolution on a biological scale.

          when you say that humanity has beaten natural selection you are assuming that the conditions of natural selection don’t change. it’s like saying mammals beat natural selection because they became dominant after the dinosaurs died out, while what really happened is that nature changed as it always does.

          An example for natural selection in the current west:

          if you don’t learn to look before you cross the road there is a big chance you, at some point, get hit by a car, this has a chance of taking you out of the gene pool and is effectively natural selection.

          am i making any sense?

           

          • http://www.facebook.com/dmemckay Diana Mckay

            I think the MOTHERFUCKER should shut-up…..I truly think his big mouth is making up for his short coming’s…if you know what I mean…lololol

    • DaftAida

      Very naughty; sure you don’t mean it. After all you speak programmed rhetoric of Elites and this man has experienced the blunt end of their policies (imagine what they put him on and through). And he’s still rocking. Guiless, hilarious and the type of individual character most feared amongst the ‘common and unworthy masses’. Not sure I could take him living next door but hell, with a sense of humour, everything’s possible. Have you looked at the uglymugshots calling for the culling of our species?

  • BaltimoreJen

    Come to Baltimore and these guys are a dime a dozen and I love ’em all!!!
    Go on Harford Rd or Belair Rd ( in Balmorese it’s ‘ blair rd) This fella is a bit out there but he’s the type that once he’s your friend he’s there for life. Thank you mother fucker!!!!!

    • Jimi

      I’m from B’more too….I second that!

    • http://themidwhere.com missason

      I completely agree bmoreJ. Check out this post I wrote In Defense of Motherfuckers everywhere: http://www.themidwhere.com/2010/12/i-am-what-i-am.html

    • Wild Bill

      You’re right, Baltimore is filled with degenerates like these (white, black, male and female). All the crap they talk, the drama, the drinking, drugging, it’s enough to make you wish the Chinese or Russians would come and firebomb the whole place.

      Thank god I moved the hell away!

  • Alex

    This guy is out of his mind. Lets hope they keep an eye on him.

    • RoyD

      NSA track alex

  • squz wuz

    Hey Lay, Great little doc.. enjoy

  • dan

    just shows its the situation that makes people who they are, this guy seems to have had quite a hard life, so what more do you expect..

  • jay jocks

    Tom Slick is a beautiful soul. Lives life the way we should. Fuck society and Fuck MTV.

    • Thea

      jayjocks–I’m w/ you man, all the way…A beautiful soul indeed & a powerful bio doc.  May more like Tom Slick live free.  Peace. 

    • Cringe Schrapnel

      lies and delusion and untreated mental illness…yea…. sounds great.

      • RoyD

        That’s your story, so what did you think of his?

  • Gerry

    another human?…move along please…nothing to see here

  • Anonymous

    i feel dumber after watching part one….

  • Percy

    I would say the quiet times, where he is not talking and there is no one to distract him, are frightening as he relives the many traumas that have unfolded before his eyes. I enjoyed this docco, thanks.

  • Beth

    He is vulgar and this was painful to watch… 

    • doco

      You have missed the point.

    • Anonymous

      Mental Illness is painful to watch. Hopefully it stirred something in you to help make a difference in people’s lives. More than likely you said “these people are not my problem”and tried to erase this from your memory

  • knel

    this guy is a motherfucker

  • Adhuy11

    Sooo whats with the life size tasmanian devil in the corner??

  • Adhuy11

    Sooo whats with the life size tasmanian devil in the corner??

  • Adhuy11

    Sooo whats with the life size tasmanian devil in the corner??

  • Adhuy11

    Sooo whats with the life size tasmanian devil in the corner??

  • Adhuy11

    Sooo whats with the life size tasmanian devil in the corner??

  • Anonymous

    Great little doc. I love this guy but I’m glad I live 10,000 miles away.

  • Anonymous

    Great little doc. I love this guy but I’m glad I live 10,000 miles away.

  • Pnclack

    god bless the u s a

  • Dicksnballs

    balls deep

  • slopsmcgops

    analcuntsqueeze

  • Cody mkalaster

    pubes

  • jonno

    The guy is an idiot,dreamer,nut case,lives in a dream world…

  • crazyfox

    LOL! Unfortunately for you; some of US who are strong will defend the weak from FKHDS like you. (and would completely enjoy it).

  • Jedwards6179

    Why do all these gun toting hillbillies talk about natural selection? put your guns away when society colapses and survive off the strenght of your physical body not your 30/6 you raving hillbillies

    • Aaron Zevgolis

      because God gave us (humans) the ability to make guns so we should use every tool available to us when the need arises.

  • mrj

    P.S. that black guy he beat up was a total flamer anyway I don’t know why he gets a stripe for that

  • Gracie L.

    This poor man is mentally ill and getting no help. I hope he doesn’t kill someone someday.

  • http://www.yahoo.com scott

    fucking retard

  • AveryC

    the guy is clearly content with his life, he lives and let lives, he doesn invade on others wellbeing and privacy and only defends his own, unlike most of the insecure people who comment on this video

  • RoyD

    Fuck you…