Married To The Eiffel Tower

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This Documentary explores the world of three women who are sexually and emotionally attracted to objects. These so-called ‘objectum sexuals’ shy away from contact with other humans in favour of structures large and small.

Naisho, an American woman, has been lovingly connected with the Golden Gate Bridge, has a fence for a lover in her bedroom, used to be in love with an archery bow and is now officially married to the Eiffel Tower.

Together with Naisho and the documentary crew, a swedish woman introduces us to some of her lovers – a guillotine and a fence, and another American woman gives us an insight to her three greatest lovers in this world. A carnival fun ride, a church fence and the Empire State building in New York.

It is a journey into the notions of love, tolerance, freedom of choice in our modern world, and a road towards understanding objectophilia better.

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  • Andre Bordeleau

    LoL, sorry but they need help, do you see the simular patern these poor soul have. there is a simular doc on men who love cars “car fuckers” about the same psychological problems.

    • Luayursula

      Agree. Welcome to the Ford paradigm… People talking to their cars and taking care for them, even as a society, more than of our own people.

      Based on that shroom-like nature thebluegenie talks up there, exploited once again, as it was by organized religion.

      We feel a sort of natural urge to… “adore” something like a huge mountain or river, specially when your living depends on it. Industry had it easy, there.

    • Luayursula

      Agree. Welcome to the Ford paradigm… People talking to their cars and taking care for them, even as a society, more than of our own people.

      Based on that shroom-like nature thebluegenie talks up there, exploited once again, as it was by organized religion.

      We feel a sort of natural urge to… “adore” something like a huge mountain or river, specially when your living depends on it. Industry had it easy, there.

    • Luayursula

      Agree. Welcome to the Ford paradigm… People talking to their cars and taking care for them, even as a society, more than of our own people.

      Based on that shroom-like nature thebluegenie talks up there, exploited once again, as it was by organized religion.

      We feel a sort of natural urge to… “adore” something like a huge mountain or river, specially when your living depends on it. Industry had it easy, there.

    • Luayursula

      Agree. Welcome to the Ford paradigm… People talking to their cars and taking care for them, even as a society, more than of our own people.

      Based on that shroom-like nature thebluegenie talks up there, exploited once again, as it was by organized religion.

      We feel a sort of natural urge to… “adore” something like a huge mountain or river, specially when your living depends on it. Industry had it easy, there.

    • Luayursula

      Agree. Welcome to the Ford paradigm… People talking to their cars and taking care for them, even as a society, more than of our own people.

      Based on that shroom-like nature thebluegenie talks up there, exploited once again, as it was by organized religion.

      We feel a sort of natural urge to… “adore” something like a huge mountain or river, specially when your living depends on it. Industry had it easy, there.

  • Shawnh-h

    umm. I don’t mean to sound closed minded, but holy crap these people are crazy. Objects have no conscious thought, how can they “love” anything? I couldn’t watch the whole thing, the nonsense was just too much.

    • CrackedPepper86

      You sound like someone who prefaces a racist statement by saying “I’m not racist but…”

      You don’t mean to sound close minded, but are incredibly so.

      • Ct

        But they _are_ “crazy.” (Perhaps there are just better words for it.)

        We should be sensitive to the fact that these women are ill — and try to understand what they are thinking and experiencing, and what has brought them here — but objects can’t have love for people. A sane mind know this to be the case.

  • thebluegenie

    take shroomies, open your third eye, and see that everything is alive

    • Simone

      Way to go, my friend ! ^_^/
      Everything is energy…u, me, this very monitor screen u’re lookin’ right now…absolutely everything that surrounds us.

      If i had the same condition than those ladies…i’d rather fall in love with a dildo instead cos’…sitting on that fance didnt look that confortable to me…LoL

  • Minna

    it must take a very lonely life to bring this about

    • CrackedPepper86

      Why?

      • Ray

        Perhaps because the people in the documentary even said so. Distant father, foster homes, sexual abuse, and etc. Seems pretty lonely to me.

  • fuckgreece

    someone should shove that tower up the dumb bitchez ass stupid ho

    • CrackedPepper86

      Thanks for contributing to the discussion.

  • tweaks

    silly crap!!

  • tweaks

    silly crap!!

    • http://twitter.com/nayeemrazzak nayeem razzak

      still thinking… Roy

    • http://twitter.com/nayeemrazzak nayeem razzak

      still thinking… Roy

    • http://twitter.com/nayeemrazzak nayeem razzak

      still thinking… Roy

  • Anonymous

    Recently I have been researching conspiracy theories…all of the top theorists speak of objects/symbols/etc as having “demonic control or power” (to put it simply, but maybe not accurately). I have no opinion about what this film is documenting, but it certainly shows that there are attractions to “things’ that are not controlled by some supernatural evil….not sure what I am saying here other than that this is an interesting objective (no pun intended) film.

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  • http://twitter.com/larryfroot Larry McCauley

    Need help? the only thing that can help these people is our tolerance. There is no way one can change their sexuality.

    • Anonymous

      Larry McCauley. Now that’s a name that I haven’t heard for a very very long time. how are you doing Larry m8 ?

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    These women are extremely disturbing.

  • Anonymous

    This is the funniest doc that I have watched so far, nothing will ever surprise me now. These women are 100% fruitcakes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Unkle-Brock/501629211 Unkle Brock

    These people were broken in horrible ways and this is how they love. This is how they dealt with the pain. Love is love.

  • happydays

    i feel so bad for these women they really need help. 

  • Henry

    It’s not an issue of our tolerance. I wouldn’t wish to banish them or not let them engage in what they call love, but I am offended they would call it love. An object cannot have emotion.

    This pity party because they were mistreated isn’t justified. I’m not insensitive to others’ situations, but I don’t acknowledge this sort of reaction as sensible. Again, they have the right. They absolutely have the right, but don’t insult the rest of us by comparing it to human connection.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002273581148 Robin Kavanagh

      you’re offended? boohoo. get over it.. nobody actually gets killed, injured or emotionally traumatized by someone claiming an object loves them. “i am offended” pff.. WHERE IS STEVEN FRY WHEN YOU NEED HIM

  • http://www.facebook.com/cheyan.duval Cheyan DuVal

    I’m really curious to see where any of you have the right to say, “These women are crazy, and need help.” To these women, these objects are just as real as any person. They have just as much of a soul, a personality, a sexual appeal, and these objects are alive. Ignorant people see them as just steel, wood, glass, etc. While those with an open mind, who are in touch with the world, and everything in it, see them as alive as any other being that breathes. Just like Homosexuality, this type of attraction, and relationship isn’t very much of a choice. It is naturally who they are, and it is naturally what they desire. They are no different than “normal” people. Do not judge what you don’t make an effort to understand.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cheyan.duval Cheyan DuVal

    I’m really curious to see where any of you have the right to say, “These women are crazy, and need help.” To these women, these objects are just as real as any person. They have just as much of a soul, a personality, a sexual appeal, and these objects are alive. Ignorant people see them as just steel, wood, glass, etc. While those with an open mind, who are in touch with the world, and everything in it, see them as alive as any other being that breathes. Just like Homosexuality, this type of attraction, and relationship isn’t very much of a choice. It is naturally who they are, and it is naturally what they desire. They are no different than “normal” people. Do not judge what you don’t make an effort to understand.

    • Phallicjoker

      Are you kidding me? I suppose you’re okay with necrophilia?

    • Phallicjoker

      Are you kidding me? I suppose you’re okay with necrophilia?

    • bananarama

      These objects ARE just steel, wood, glass, etc, and it is certainly not ignorant to view them as such. You’re kind of sounding like the ignorant one, regurgitating everything you just saw in this movie. Also, homosexuality is an emotional love connection between two human beings, you simply can’t compare it with this. You say that, ‘to these women, these objects are just as real as any person,’ and they shouldn’t be judged as crazy. While it is a little harsh to bluntly call them crazy, they obviously do have some abnormal psychological issues. I mean, for example, picture a random, possibly homeless man walking down the street talking to himself; or, as I’ve seen a couple times, to a street sign. What would you think: that he sees in this stop sign his best friend, that is ‘just as real as any person,’ and has ‘just as much of a soul, personality, etc’ as a human, or that he is psychologically disturbed and needs help? I bet you’d immediately think the latter, but if you actually do think the former, maybe you need some help too.

      • guest

        But then again, we are just flesh and blood and tissue, etc. yes? There are religions that believe other animals and objects have souls, or at least something deeper that what is seen.
        I understand that this may be disturbing or difficult for some people to understand, but look at their pasts as a clue. I am not who is to say what is right or wrong, natural or unnatural. None of us are, because what do we know? “Let he who hath not sinned among us throw the first stone.” Who are we to judge? We cannot cut these people down, because we do not know them nor what they have gone through. All the same we cannot enshrine them because of their mistreatment or misunderstanding.

      • guest

        But then again, we are just flesh and blood and tissue, etc. yes? There are religions that believe other animals and objects have souls, or at least something deeper that what is seen.
        I understand that this may be disturbing or difficult for some people to understand, but look at their pasts as a clue. I am not who is to say what is right or wrong, natural or unnatural. None of us are, because what do we know? “Let he who hath not sinned among us throw the first stone.” Who are we to judge? We cannot cut these people down, because we do not know them nor what they have gone through. All the same we cannot enshrine them because of their mistreatment or misunderstanding.

        • Cgibb88

          Trust some c**t to go quoting the bible…

          • Arami035

            @Cgibb88…you’re an idiot.

    • Redheron78

      you are a dumb ass!
       

    • Mariam

      Cheyan, I so agree with you. Well written and nicely expressed. 

      I’m impressed these women are staying true to themselves, regardless of other opinions, and have the courage to speak their truth to the world and share their perceptions.  

    • Mariam

      Cheyan, I so agree with you. Well written and nicely expressed. 

      I’m impressed these women are staying true to themselves, regardless of other opinions, and have the courage to speak their truth to the world and share their perceptions.  

    • Mariam

      Cheyan, I so agree with you. Well written and nicely expressed. 

      I’m impressed these women are staying true to themselves, regardless of other opinions, and have the courage to speak their truth to the world and share their perceptions.  

  • steven anderson

    did she really grind her fucking naked raunchy pussy against the god damn effiel tower?!?

    • Justen Ownd

      yep… she did.

    • Scientist

      I need to know if this is actually filmed. It’s important to my… research.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QDKURLFMOQCLTWPOJ4ZILHQMEE she

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • Sergio

    I think it is a paraphilia, it cannot be a sexual orientation, like hetero/homo/bi. just because objects (as dead people aka necrophilia or animals aka zoophilia) cannot tell you if they are in love with you, I mean, what’s the point of love? I think is to be rewarded by it, like other human-adult-person telling you ‘I am in love with you’ not just you thinking ‘it’ is in love with you, that would be in your mind, is not real.

  • alex

    this woman is a liar. she was just on discovery’s “Taboo” for being in love with the Berlin Wall. I obviously thinks she does this for money. Smart woman….

  • lex

    so yeah the amusement park one is in Knobels in PA. It was one of my favorite rides…i am never going on it again omggg.

  • Wes

    holy shit, wait till she gets hold of an iphone.

    • Geust

      Yeah, I saw that video too.

  • megan

    This was baffling and disturbing. All I can say is, they seem like good people, and I guess that’s all that matters (at least they’re not hurting people). I am completely supportive of GLBT’s, but unlike homosexuality, this is a psychological problem and has nothing to do with tolerance. 

    • Andrew

      just curious megan. If you dont call homosexuality a psychological problem, which is fine, how can you call this one?

    • Andrew

      just curious megan. If you dont call homosexuality a psychological problem, which is fine, how can you call this one?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002273581148 Robin Kavanagh

      Everything is psychological, the reason you pick the women or men you do boils down to your psychology, the reason you do what you do comes down to your psychology..the only difference is these human’s psychology are seen as “problems”, when really, they’re not. Everybody has childhood issues, they all deal with them in different ways, it just so happens that this group of people have chosen this way, and just because it’s not normal, it’s called a “psychological problem” instead of simply just their “psychology”. 

  • megan

    This was baffling and disturbing. All I can say is, they seem like good people, and I guess that’s all that matters (at least they’re not hurting people). I am completely supportive of GLBT’s, but unlike homosexuality, this is a psychological problem and has nothing to do with tolerance. 

  • Smartyparty91

    I watched this and couldn’t stop thinking…”Is this a joke? …It’s got to be a joke.” 

    • Moi

      Yeap, I was thinking the same thing. But I watched it all and .. boy.. it’s real alright!

    • Moi

      Yeap, I was thinking the same thing. But I watched it all and .. boy.. it’s real alright!

  • Bingo

    its no different than being gay. some childhood experience or repressed memory turns in to a desire for an alternate love

    • DarkInception

      I am getting the sense that you’re implying that being gay is the result of “some childhood experience or repressed memory”. Perhaps you should educate yourself on such matters before making ignorant comments. mmm k? :)

  • Centhiel Wildwell

    this is fucked up no matter how you look at it…. both women show signs of mental illness. We are just encouraging there insanity by filming them. ….. P.S Cracked Pepper totally bangs their  fence tooo ….ur truly cracked … as in crazy!!!! 

  • Fe_

    This actually the saddest thing i ever seen..These women must have series issues. 

  • WHATEVER

    if she wishes to be an object or something why doesnt she just cover herself in cement and become a god damn object, if you love objects so much be an object and save the rest of the world from this psycho bitch 

  • WHATEVER

    if she wishes to be an object or something why doesnt she just cover herself in cement and become a god damn object, if you love objects so much be an object and save the rest of the world from this psycho bitch 

  • WHATEVER

    if she wishes to be an object or something why doesnt she just cover herself in cement and become a god damn object, if you love objects so much be an object and save the rest of the world from this psycho bitch 

  • Anonymous

    >>human attachment problems

    the objects fill the hole (that’s what she literally just said in the video, amirite? lol’d.)

  • Anonymous

    >>human attachment problems

    the objects fill the hole (that’s what she literally just said in the video, amirite? lol’d.)

  • maximinum

    I get it, people substitute human love with different kinds all the time, pets, religion you name it. If it isn’t destructive to them or others they should be able to do what they want. It’s very strange, but I can see it helps them cope. I hope they manage to find their way to human love, as it’s not as one sided.

  • maximinum

    I get it, people substitute human love with different kinds all the time, pets, religion you name it. If it isn’t destructive to them or others they should be able to do what they want. It’s very strange, but I can see it helps them cope. I hope they manage to find their way to human love, as it’s not as one sided.

  • maximinum

    I get it, people substitute human love with different kinds all the time, pets, religion you name it. If it isn’t destructive to them or others they should be able to do what they want. It’s very strange, but I can see it helps them cope. I hope they manage to find their way to human love, as it’s not as one sided.

  • Cguess

    I’m not religious or anything, but not only did she have sex IN the church, she had sex WITH the church…

  • Cguess

    I’m not religious or anything, but not only did she have sex IN the church, she had sex WITH the church…

    • Cguess

      Nonetheless, these poor women need a hug from a kind, warm human soul.

    • Cguess

      Nonetheless, these poor women need a hug from a kind, warm human soul.

  • Curleyfriedjesus

    Oh man this is just plain fantastic. I might be an asshole but this is absolutely hilarious. These women are crazy, whatever enjoy your little fair ride, grind it if you like, as long as you don’t mind that the rest of us are laughing our asses off.

  • Curleyfriedjesus

    Oh man this is just plain fantastic. I might be an asshole but this is absolutely hilarious. These women are crazy, whatever enjoy your little fair ride, grind it if you like, as long as you don’t mind that the rest of us are laughing our asses off.

  • http://www.basanovagoodhaus.com/ s0fa

    these ladies must be missing some human interaction to resort to loving fences and towers.  where do you even find a guillotine?  and to the person’s comment before, people can change, it’s called seeking professional help.

  • sushi

    Bitch! That bridge is in love with ME!

    • Luayursula

      Can’t we just all get along like civilized objects?

  • sushi

    Bitch! That bridge is in love with ME!

  • c breeze

    for the most part MEN MADE and designed all of those objects, it’s strange that isn’t really an element these women seem to recognize at all.  They act like these objects just exists independant of humanity as if they were always in existence or created themself.  It’s strange with such an attraction to a monument there is seemingly no recognition of the creators of those objects.

  • c breeze

    for the most part MEN MADE and designed all of those objects, it’s strange that isn’t really an element these women seem to recognize at all.  They act like these objects just exists independant of humanity as if they were always in existence or created themself.  It’s strange with such an attraction to a monument there is seemingly no recognition of the creators of those objects.

  • c breeze

    ….to state the obvious…. these women probably didn’t really receive attention from anyone that would’ve been able to be appealing enough for them to seriously  enjoy a healthy human relationship….

  • CSB

    I’m sorry but… this is coo coo

  • Panos_Livitsanos

    abnormal brain wiring can do these things to you

    • Liquidc3lls

      god couldnt find the UNDUE button!

    • Liquidc3lls

      god couldnt find the UNDUE button!

      • Jazmín

        god was supposed to have made the undue button, he should know where it is

  • Gemple1

    A man cant stick his dick in a guillotine…

  • Gemple1

    Im also surprised someone hasnt made a hilarious film about this similiar to the likes or rol models or superbad…

  • Gemple1

    Im also surprised someone hasnt made a hilarious film about this similiar to the likes or rol models or superbad…

  • Gemple1

    And even if this “disease” is a real thing , you dont love another person as a child ina  romantic way , and you cant just love some person instantaneously. How can a fairground ride be noble??

  • Gemple1

    And even if this “disease” is a real thing , you dont love another person as a child ina  romantic way , and you cant just love some person instantaneously. How can a fairground ride be noble??

  • Swamp Queen

    christ… it’s so sad that this is being compared to LGBTQ.
    these people are obviously mentally ill!!!

  • Swamp Queen

    christ… it’s so sad that this is being compared to LGBTQ.
    these people are obviously mentally ill!!!

  • Swamp Queen

    christ… it’s so sad that this is being compared to LGBTQ.
    these people are obviously mentally ill!!!

  • Polinka96

    My first thought about this was that these people are strange… and even though we should accept people like that, how can they feel love for something that doesn’t move, talk, have emotions… I find it hard to understand because I am not one of them. I have a friend who is in love with a cartoon character, one of the ones from Sonic the Hedgehog, and that might seem weird enough, but I didn’t think people can have love for objects too, and can it even be called love…? 

  • Ali

    that was the craziest video I’ve ever watched, and the part where the lady was putting the black stuff all over her face was TMI for me. But, I suppose I have found respect for these people, They have come to love objects because the humans that were supposed to love them gave them hate and coldness, so in turn they turned to objects for comfort. And now they feel this way, and it is very understandable.

  • Dustytehcat

    It’s funny because their love only goes one way

  • Kathrynjuly

    oh my god what. She a crazy bitch.

  • Jace

    This is just beyond me. A bridge cannot love someone because it isn’t even living. Seriously this doesn’t qualify as a sexual orientation at all.

    Maybe a weird fetish though…

    • Luayursula

      You got that right. It’s a masturbatory fetish at best. In that regard, as good, bad, weird or normal as any other, you could say… But when they claim their masturbation ideal to be a love RELATIONSHIP, they are just fooling themselves…

       The Eiffel Tower can be seen as just this huge steel penis that this lady likes to think on while she jills off. Not that weird, one could say. But love? Seriously?

       Guess you could experience love through objects… like a telephone or the internet, thanks to being people on the other side? But most likely you’d be just jerking.

    • Luayursula

      You got that right. It’s a masturbatory fetish at best. In that regard, as good, bad, weird or normal as any other, you could say… But when they claim their masturbation ideal to be a love RELATIONSHIP, they are just fooling themselves…

       The Eiffel Tower can be seen as just this huge steel penis that this lady likes to think on while she jills off. Not that weird, one could say. But love? Seriously?

       Guess you could experience love through objects… like a telephone or the internet, thanks to being people on the other side? But most likely you’d be just jerking.

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  • Ihollister21

    this is just beyong me. its impossible to love an object. As it has no mind, feeling, or body.
    its like me saying i had a breif affair with my shoe.
    I mean it could be like a fetish but, Its not love in any way at all
    A weird ass fetish at that.

    Okay im gonna whisper in the effiel towers ear what color underwear im wearing, and then tell that bitch to ask the tower.

  • knel

    jimi hendrix slept with his guitar…omfg! objectophilia!!?? lol, this is so freakin weird.  I half think this is all a big comedy sketch

  • Anonymous

    no one here has ever seen Spinal Tap I take it?

  • Meme_queen82

    Harlots! Such sluts…claiming love, but with so many objects. Sluts! All sluts!

    BTW  I am being sarcastic.Seriously, these women are fucked in the head. What sad little lives they lead. Wow, just wow

  • Meme_queen82

    Harlots! Such sluts…claiming love, but with so many objects. Sluts! All sluts!

    BTW  I am being sarcastic.Seriously, these women are fucked in the head. What sad little lives they lead. Wow, just wow

  • RMJ

    Just the idea of letting people marry objects, yet not letting same-sex couples marry, is insane. Utterly insane and incredibly offensive for LGBT couples. I mean, really? In what kind of fiucked up society does an inanimate object have more rights than people?!

    • guest

      These are obviously not legal marriages. I am lesbian-identified and completely understand your chagrin with the lack of legal acceptance for LGBT marriages, but it’s not so relevant to this context.

  • Guest

    This creeps me out. I don’t care what they do in their own homes, but stay away from my landmarks!

  • Kerri

    Very challenging to watch – it took a lot of effort to try and watch with an open mind.  But worth the effort – their affections for objects makes a lot of sense when put in perspective with their pasts.  If they have no other way of feeling love, then who am I to say?

  • Kerri

    Very challenging to watch – it took a lot of effort to try and watch with an open mind.  But worth the effort – their affections for objects makes a lot of sense when put in perspective with their pasts.  If they have no other way of feeling love, then who am I to say?

  • Hunglo1990

    PLEASE some one make a fence out of dildos for these ladies! or a building that looks like mandigo!

  • Hunglo1990

    PLEASE some one make a fence out of dildos for these ladies! or a building that looks like mandigo!

  • Brit

    It’s strange. I remember reading an article in psychology that stated that man has a tendency to turn towards something soft instead of something hard and cold. (cloth monkey v. wooden monkey) I wonder why these women prefer something not only inanimate, but something that is harsh and cold. Perhaps they were often lonely as a child and only their toys to turn to for affection. Or maybe they never had much and were always coveting what others had and adoring the things they owned. I wish I could speak with them so I could better understand them. This is very strange.

  • Guest

    Very eye opening, it’s all very natural and normal, you shouldn’t objectify material objects because they have souls, love is everywere, there is no limit…what the f*ck! If this is deemed acceptable then human race is totally pointless and useless…there is nothing to understand and re-evaluate here only that the human mind is very very fragile….Anyway she should be careful to wear protection not to get pregnant from the Eiffel tower and have little Eiffel tower babies :)

  • Scottthesamurai

    Thaaaat is weird.

  • Andrew

    I might have to go to the eiffel tower and have sex with it, just so she divorces it.

  • Andrew

    I might have to go to the eiffel tower and have sex with it, just so she divorces it.

  • cancermustache

    Totally captivating.  Also totally hilarious.  Extremely wierd, but not in a Hitler way.  Get down with your bad selves, and with bridges and whatnot.  More power to em. 

  • Camisado_1

    what excally is the term used to describe this disorder. because these people are obviousy delusional!

  • Aleksw

    I wonder if the Eiffel Tower loves her? If not something is very wrong. Forced mariage is ilegal! Raping the Eiffel Tower is also quite wrong….

  • Aleksw

    I wonder if the Eiffel Tower loves her? If not something is very wrong. Forced mariage is ilegal! Raping the Eiffel Tower is also quite wrong….

  • Aleksw

    I wonder if the Eiffel Tower loves her? If not something is very wrong. Forced mariage is ilegal! Raping the Eiffel Tower is also quite wrong….

  • Elle

    You can’t compare this to homosexuality one bit. Homosexuals are PEOPLE. The Eiffel Tower is concrete and metal. Obviously these women have a problem intimately connecting to humans, but their need for affection has manifested itself as “objectum sexuality.” Yes, they have every right to their feelings, but those feelings are most likely a result of past emotional trauma or a mental illness. The way they have chosen to alienate themselves from human love is sad. If the root of their feelings could be determined and resolved, hey could see the real emotional connections they are missing.

  • Elle

    You can’t compare this to homosexuality one bit. Homosexuals are PEOPLE. The Eiffel Tower is concrete and metal. Obviously these women have a problem intimately connecting to humans, but their need for affection has manifested itself as “objectum sexuality.” Yes, they have every right to their feelings, but those feelings are most likely a result of past emotional trauma or a mental illness. The way they have chosen to alienate themselves from human love is sad. If the root of their feelings could be determined and resolved, hey could see the real emotional connections they are missing.

  • dancer22

    I’m so sick of the comments “you’re being closed minded blah blah” THERE HAVING SEX WITH OBJECTS FOR FUCK SAKES. thats not normal. Im sorry if that offends you, but its the truth.

    society is just so fucked up. seriously. I mean whats next, telling pedophiles it’s okay to have sex with children, because we should “just accept people the way they are” jesus christ people are just so ignorant. I have given up on the human race, honestly.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtpruitt Maria T Pruitt

      What about dildos and the like? Those are also objects that people have sex with.

      The only difference is that most of us don’t love them and don’t feel that they love us.

      These people aren’t hurting anyone or anything that has feelings – unlike pedophiles or zoophiles. 

      Live and let live.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtpruitt Maria T Pruitt

      What about dildos and the like? Those are also objects that people have sex with.

      The only difference is that most of us don’t love them and don’t feel that they love us.

      These people aren’t hurting anyone or anything that has feelings – unlike pedophiles or zoophiles. 

      Live and let live.

      • Jazmín

        people don’t have sex with dildos, they use them to masturbate

        • greenbandit09800

          he has a point
          these women think that they are making love to these objects 
          they think that they are receiving love and companionship from objects 
          where as dildos are used just to achieve an orgasm 

          in my opinion I would only find this behavior acceptable if the person were alone without any social contact with any type of being (with a pulse)
          seeing as though they are not in any of these conditions I find it quite disturbing and just awkward 

  • Ch

    people are different due to the different ways their brains are wired. People can actually taste sounds and hear images. its when the wiring goes wrong do true senses and desires are focused on strange things.

  • Jimmy_Gray

    Part 3 2:33..please tell me that’s not shit..

    • KooKookaChoo

      it’s not, it’s the ride’s “fluids” she wanted…. *shudders*

    • KooKookaChoo

      it’s not, it’s the ride’s “fluids” she wanted…. *shudders*

  • 065rm

    There IS a solution 4 those people… its called GO AND GET YOURSELF CHECK, THERES SOMETHING WRONG IN YOUR BRAIN!

  • 065rm

    There IS a solution 4 those people… its called GO AND GET YOURSELF CHECK, THERES SOMETHING WRONG IN YOUR BRAIN!

  • Argento_05

    I hope she falls in love with a double edged sword

  • Argento_05

    I hope she falls in love with a double edged sword

  • Ty_dale

    wtf

  • Ty_dale

    wtf

  • JA

    woody allen: ‘once i smoked the wrong cigarette at a party and the cops had to get me. i broke two teeth trying to give a hickey to the statue of liberty.’

  • JA

    woody allen: ‘once i smoked the wrong cigarette at a party and the cops had to get me. i broke two teeth trying to give a hickey to the statue of liberty.’

  • GLF

    gross.  What makes any of these ppl, especially the woman in love with the ride, think that we want to hear about their freakish, abnormal and disturbing sex lives?  

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=82301061 Sara Beth Poole

      why would you watch the doc if you didnt want to hear about it?

  • GLF

    gross.  What makes any of these ppl, especially the woman in love with the ride, think that we want to hear about their freakish, abnormal and disturbing sex lives?  

  • AshleyAWilson23

    I want to get to know this fence better..

  • AshleyAWilson23

    I want to get to know this fence better..

  • AshleyAWilson23

    I want to get to know this fence better..

  • wtf

    im never touching that bow

  • Ashleyk115

    I don’t know how anyone could compare the “relationships” featured in this film to a gay relationship! These women are obviously mentally ill. Watching this I mostly felt sad for them..I guess you could argue that they are not hurting anyone but still, this was at times hard for me to watch. At least they have eachother’s friendship for some kind of human connection.

  • Bluej11495
    • Leahphilia

      so funny :)

  • Erhwekj

    god damn, you need to get laid woman!

  • Part-Time Lover

    been watching it for 30 seconds now, already laughing, could make a shit joke, and guess what i am. I can’t believe that Mr. Golden Gate lets her walk all over him like that?

  • Rogerwaters1988

    love is blind

  • Darkyugiohkiller

    LOLOLOLOLOL! the bridge is automatically a male. How idiotic. my god. 1 minute 4 seconds into it and i gave up. it was too funny to watch. ” I love him” “Tell him how much i love him”…. Omg, i dont think there is a sadder person in this world. Loving public monuments. wow. whats next. the Washington memorial? LOLOLOL 

  • Darkyugiohkiller

    LOLOLOLOLOL! the bridge is automatically a male. How idiotic. my god. 1 minute 4 seconds into it and i gave up. it was too funny to watch. ” I love him” “Tell him how much i love him”…. Omg, i dont think there is a sadder person in this world. Loving public monuments. wow. whats next. the Washington memorial? LOLOLOL 

  • Darkyugiohkiller

    LOLOLOLOLOL! the bridge is automatically a male. How idiotic. my god. 1 minute 4 seconds into it and i gave up. it was too funny to watch. ” I love him” “Tell him how much i love him”…. Omg, i dont think there is a sadder person in this world. Loving public monuments. wow. whats next. the Washington memorial? LOLOLOL 

  • HipsterRunOff

    How does one make love with a piece of bridge? Doesn’t sound very safe, yet alone pleasurable. 

  • Natália Bara Di Vita

    What´s mos disturbing to me is that the interviewed ones didn´t answer most os the question anybody might ask. It seem they don´t have structured theis speeches about love, two-sided relationships (as they claim to have) and paraphelia itself. I´d love to see some answers on the many questions the interviewer placed.

  • A Guest

    Victims of a sick society that shows no boundaries, their only alternative is to love objects. Least the object will not hurt them, what a sad show… 

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  • Liquidc3lls

    if these object can speak, they would beg not to be touched by these chicks, from the looks of it, they literally fuck everything, sure as fuck the Eiffel tower needs to get tested now!

  • Liquidc3lls

    if these object can speak, they would beg not to be touched by these chicks, from the looks of it, they literally fuck everything, sure as fuck the Eiffel tower needs to get tested now!

  • Journeyintosound

    aren’t they both objects?

  • fagsdiehere

    they do you fag

  • I_win

    In my language a bridge is feminine! lol 😀

  • I_win

    In my language a bridge is feminine! lol 😀

  • I_win

    In my language a bridge is feminine! lol 😀

  • I_win

    I don’t care about that woman being in love with the Berlin wall.. but in part 4 at 5 minutes she’s just way out of line!

    • I_win

      And if you symphatize with her… just imagine her being in love with Hitler’s gravestone (which does not exist)

  • Zoesilver39

    this was the most bizarre documentary i think i have ever seen in my whole life. how is it even remotely possible to believe that an object with NO feelings is in love with a human being and if this was true it doesnt even get a say in ‘its’ marriage? i feel sorry for these people but i think they have to understand what they are doing is extremely weird and disturbing.

  • Kaci

    this isn’t normal. seriously. I’m not being closed minded, I’m being logical.

  • Kaci

    this isn’t normal. seriously. I’m not being closed minded, I’m being logical.

  • RedFern

    I’m going to Paris later this year with my school, I don’t think I want to see the Eiffel Tower now. I mean it’s a freaking object, it doesn’t have feelings and probably wouldn’t want them freaks fucking it if it did. Fucking a fence clearly shows they have some kind of mental issue. And how in hell do you have an orgasm witha bow?! Fucking mentalists.

  • RedFern

    I’m going to Paris later this year with my school, I don’t think I want to see the Eiffel Tower now. I mean it’s a freaking object, it doesn’t have feelings and probably wouldn’t want them freaks fucking it if it did. Fucking a fence clearly shows they have some kind of mental issue. And how in hell do you have an orgasm witha bow?! Fucking mentalists.

  • RedFern

    I’m going to Paris later this year with my school, I don’t think I want to see the Eiffel Tower now. I mean it’s a freaking object, it doesn’t have feelings and probably wouldn’t want them freaks fucking it if it did. Fucking a fence clearly shows they have some kind of mental issue. And how in hell do you have an orgasm witha bow?! Fucking mentalists.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jaymes420 Jaymes Moynihan

    im a little torn, the openminded part of me tells me love holds no bounds, and so on, but what i really see is people who have either been sexually abused, or lost somebody, and thus cannot handle a real relationship, its just easier to love something that has no will and can never really disappoint you, 

  • Vmhildreth93

    So, if they’re like, “doing it” with more than one object, does that make them like, hoes?

  • T Phelan

    This disorder is bullshit! I have a bachelor degree in Psychology, and diagnosis of “disorders”such as these, by some rouge ‘practitioners’, does nothing help the discipline of Psychology to be looked upon as a proper scientific discipline, it does nothing the bolster the credibility of psychology amongst the scientific community. 
    It’s cut from the same fallacious cloth as DID (dissociative identity disorder) or otherwise known as “multiple personality disorder”. Most probably these women suffer from an anxiety disorder or schizophrenia but instead the media have chased the latest ‘pop-psychology’ chic trend and presented it as true – a valid and reliable measure. Again, continuing to undermine the authority and substance of other “real” mental illnesses. 

    I doubt we will be seeing this disorder in the DSM-V.

    • Passerby

      As a psychologist I think you should understand that psychology will never be a solid or stable discipline, the brain, our views, and society are constantly changing – meaning so is our science. To truly make a difference in this field you need to be open to all mental differences because who’s to say that in the next millenia the social norm won’t be something similar to this or even stranger. You don’t need to condone or agree, but we need to offer our empathy and understanding to help further our discovery of ‘us’.  Also, while I am happy that you have achieved a bachelor degree in psychology, that hardly makes you an expert in the field. Truly, no one is. If past psychologists responded to every diagnosis in the DSM-V with your choice of distaste and disbelief we would still be diagnosing improper mixtures of black and yellow bile and performing lobotomies.Freud, Erikson, Lewin, Bandura, Pavlov, Rogers etc approached their clients with an open mind and trust, leading to what we now consider ‘accepted’ psychological conditions. Try to give these women the same respect.  

      • Narwhal

        This person is not a psychologist… they just have a BS (or worse a BA) in Psychology. It’s like reading a bunch of medical books and then hanging a shingle “Surgeon for Hire”.  He may know a lot of the common terminology, some history, and some methodology, but is by no means a psychologist, which is well proved by your point that he is closed-minded and spits out rhetoric that smacks of “my professor said so”.

      • Narwhal

        This person is not a psychologist… they just have a BS (or worse a BA) in Psychology. It’s like reading a bunch of medical books and then hanging a shingle “Surgeon for Hire”.  He may know a lot of the common terminology, some history, and some methodology, but is by no means a psychologist, which is well proved by your point that he is closed-minded and spits out rhetoric that smacks of “my professor said so”.

        • Anonymous

          Who cares. Experience with people gives you some idea of the diversity of people in the world, and how they as individuals relate to their own personalities, emotions, and issues. As for the true nature of what’s going on, that’s entirely an academic issue. T Phelan isn’t denying their experience, he’s just denying a certain characterization of it. That’s an issue of theory, not practice.
          Passerby wants to argue that psychology should adopt a stance that whatever people say is going on is the objective reality of things, because that gives the individuals the most respect. But people also always change, and discard the way they once viewed of things as false, and in retrospect they wish they would have done that sooner. So I don’t know if that gives the most respect towards people.

          At any rate, that particular debate is a theoretical debate, so representing practicing psychologists as a better authority is kind of misleading.

      • Narwhal

        This person is not a psychologist… they just have a BS (or worse a BA) in Psychology. It’s like reading a bunch of medical books and then hanging a shingle “Surgeon for Hire”.  He may know a lot of the common terminology, some history, and some methodology, but is by no means a psychologist, which is well proved by your point that he is closed-minded and spits out rhetoric that smacks of “my professor said so”.

      • Bowlby

        i don’t usually comment on comments, because etc, but Passerby is entirely correct. For a psychologist, T Phelan, you have a very closed mind.

  • Acquavallo

    Oh my GODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BULL shit!!!

    This isn’t a sexual disorder it’s somekind of weird-ass skitzophrenia and some kind of fear of people. these people aren,t victoms of a disorder, they,re victims of a HUGE lack of love, amnd being retarded. I mean all of them have bad family structure and found comfort in objects. They’re just stupid-ass people who went overboard with a coping mechanism. I mean Amy is actually retarded!!!! and she has Asbergers!!! HELLO!! Not a real disorder!

  • Nika

    I think every homophobic pastor needs to see this. If a pastor can accept an objectosexual, then accepting a homosexual shouldn’t be such a stretch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jenn.sierrameyer Jenn Sierra

    what the shit.

  • jenn

    what the shit.

  • NIKI29G

    I think this is pretty fantastic! Now I would never want to engage in such things cos I like men too much!, but i do remember having some grinding fun with a bedpost when I was a child. 😮 It just felt nice!  Ok, maybe they dont grow out of it and so what.. Why do we always think we have to label each other?.. Whats normal these days anyway?We are all bonkers!aND I dont think there is an underlying need to be intitmate with humans SO Enjoy ladies!! x.haha!! Life would be allot easier if we all fancied objects! Loved this docu! xx

  • Your Mum

    That was soooo fukn weird… and if u think im closed minded for thinking that.. then I guess im closed minded…. WTF Having said that, maybe these objects are transformers and we just havent seen that yet….

  • Your Mum

    That was soooo fukn weird… and if u think im closed minded for thinking that.. then I guess im closed minded…. WTF Having said that, maybe these objects are transformers and we just havent seen that yet….

  • http://www.wunderwedding.com Mark

    Ok, just a little bit weird :)

  • Anonymous

    this is a very odd phenomenon, but if it makes them happy, there really isn’t anything wrong with it.

  • Anonymous

    this is a very odd phenomenon, but if it makes them happy, there really isn’t anything wrong with it.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tracy-Phillips/572446190 Tracy Phillips

    …Well…There really are a billion different ways to go barking mad. Some of the people in this doc. seemed to be mentally ill (apart from their…unique…love interests). Mme. Tour Eiffel, however, seemed to be incongruously ordinary & that’s what made it so disturbing (over & above the EEEEWWW factor) to see her do what she did. 

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  • they made me LOL

    I’m not sure whether I’m convinced these women are crazy or are incredibly traumatized and incapable of handling a human relationship for fear of rejection. Miss “sex in church” had never even attempted any type of relationship w/ a person. A thing will never be able to say no. I mean, note how all the telepathic communications with an object resulted in “positive” conversation. Not one object telepathically rejected the women. It’s all in their imagination. The “Eiffel Tower Girl” was molested and abused throughout her life. Of course she can’t relate to men. These women have been stiffened against people. Notice how the bald fat one said “this is the first time people will listen to me.” They just don’t know how to deal w/ people.

  • Guest

    I actually thought this was satirical.

  • M McCants

    Lol! They need to take them to a strip club and see if they like any objects in there. 

  • rosietheposie

    The thing that bothered me the most was that she didn’t accept her trophy at the beginning. Come on! I understand you were the former champ, but 3rd place is still pretty good.

  • Wedding Planner India

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  • Bobjohnson

    NO

  • E46

    these women have found a solution to  life’s pain. what do you cure yours with?
    also they have found an outlet for sensitivity, tenderness and passion -what is yours?
    Do you still have any? most of us lose it by the age of 9.
    they are not hurting anyone-they are keeping something within themselves alive-that takes courage and strength. we could all use help when it comes to connecting with other people-if they have their reasons to be farther behind in this or to have given up on it – who the fuck are we to judge-. 

  • http://sorebuttcheeks.blogspot.com/ steroids

    the only good thing about France is the tower.

  • Geust

    If these objects really DO have feelings, how do we know the objects don’t feel like whores or rape victims?  Sex without permission…raise your hand if you’re in favor of that.  It’s like that guy who says that wife-beating is a way of expressing love.  Seriously, buy a dildo; they came into this life with that purpose in mind.

  • yassy

    im scared loooool

  • jonty

    these woman are gorgeous and intelligen. Hearing there pasts i can understand why they distance themselves from people which is a shame. But- they seem happy.

  • Vick-e-collins

    ….im so disturbed right now

  • KooKookaChoo

    This certainly stretched the limits of my sensibilities, but I am happy to know there is a community of support for these people — it must be very difficult because they are so different. I just find it hard to hear them talk about being loved back or the feelings of objects – it screams of how humans need to be needed and loved, despite fear of rejection or pain; it makes me sad for them. 

  • ana

    they are crazy.

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  • Doc

    WHAT WAS THAT, These people need serious help.

  • Anon

    … I have the weirdest boner right now

  • Ct

    Well, they aren’t hurting anyone. If this is their coping mechanism, I guess it is how it is. That said, clearly these women are ill — and I wouldn’t liken this to a sexual orientation at all. The fact that these women believe that the objects love them back or can communicate with them via telepathy is what really shows this to be a mental illness. The women are imagining a made-up world where objects have volition and experiences. Of course, this is a fantasy only real in their brains, but not in reality — so, crazy it is.

    Fascinating too….

  • E

    I am incredibly open minded, but this… this is something else altogether. No amount of study I have done in the field of Psychology could have prepared me for what I have just seen.

  • qiuyan

    actually why do we care to label. if it is not hurting us or other parties.

    Otherwise completely unnecessary.

  • Nicki2456

    The only problem I see with this is how many lovers these people have. How can they be in love with 5 different things? That’s not a very good relationship if you say you love a bridge, but also love a fence, that doll, a crossbow and being married to the eiffel tower.

  • tim

    this is the funniest god dam movie I’ve ever seen!!!

  • tim

    9 cats! thats a huge surprise!

  • tim

    I’ve been giggling for the past hour. this is one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen, and the best part is there being super serious about everything. I feel like I’m Eric Cartman in the southpark episode “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” when he is laughing uncontrollably at the Dwarf. dose this make me a bad person?this is how i feel

  • Non

    I don’t understand all the hateful comments – yeah it’s really weird but they’re not hurting anyone. I get the feeling half the people didn’t even watch most of the documentary before posting. It probably is a coping mechanism after all of the heartache and abuse, but the objects can still “reject” them. After all, didn’t the main lady “fall out” with her lover bow? Either way, I don’t see this as any worse than people who have sex with dolls or jerk off to anime. Heck, even using with sex toys is sort of in the same field. The only difference is that in this case love is involved instead of interacting with an inanimate objects purely for the sex and these women are open about it, unlike the basement dwelling waifu weirdos.

  • Jet

    At first I did not know what to think until she broke down at the church and I could see she just wanted to be accepted.

  • Emzkie Tabasa

    taahahaha – i cannot understand–

  • Alison B.

    I wild cringe ride from start to end.

  • joy

    This has me wondering if necrophilia is a form of objectum sexuality. The cold concrete wall, the cold cadaver. I prefer humans, but I know what it’s like to feel enveloped by a place, to feel inspired by the land, to feel knocked out by the beauty of an object like neon green Lamborghini my physician owns. That is one sexy car.

  • teachingdumbpeople

    Why would you ever agree to a person that says it’s ignorant to view towers as blocks and wood?

  • teachingdumbpeople

    Thanks for the laugh in the first part.