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Married To The Eiffel Tower

This Documentary explores the world of three women who are sexually and emotionally attracted to objects. These so-called ‘objectum sexuals’ shy away from contact with other humans in favour of structures large and small.

Naisho, an American woman, has been lovingly connected with the Golden Gate Bridge, has a fence for a lover in her bedroom, used to be in love with an archery bow and is now officially married to the Eiffel Tower.

Together with Naisho and the documentary crew, a swedish woman introduces us to some of her lovers – a guillotine and a fence, and another American woman gives us an insight to her three greatest lovers in this world. A carnival fun ride, a church fence and the Empire State building in New York. Site with diviations, online magic 8 ball and true predictions

It is a journey into the notions of love, tolerance, freedom of choice in our modern world, and a road towards understanding objectophilia better.

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  1. Totally captivating.  Also totally hilarious.  Extremely wierd, but not in a Hitler way.  Get down with your bad selves, and with bridges and whatnot.  More power to em. 

  2. I might have to go to the eiffel tower and have sex with it, just so she divorces it.

  3. I might have to go to the eiffel tower and have sex with it, just so she divorces it.

  4. Thaaaat is weird.

  5. Very eye opening, it’s all very natural and normal, you shouldn’t objectify material objects because they have souls, love is everywere, there is no limit…what the f*ck! If this is deemed acceptable then human race is totally pointless and useless…there is nothing to understand and re-evaluate here only that the human mind is very very fragile….Anyway she should be careful to wear protection not to get pregnant from the Eiffel tower and have little Eiffel tower babies 🙂

  6. It’s strange. I remember reading an article in psychology that stated that man has a tendency to turn towards something soft instead of something hard and cold. (cloth monkey v. wooden monkey) I wonder why these women prefer something not only inanimate, but something that is harsh and cold. Perhaps they were often lonely as a child and only their toys to turn to for affection. Or maybe they never had much and were always coveting what others had and adoring the things they owned. I wish I could speak with them so I could better understand them. This is very strange.

  7. PLEASE some one make a fence out of dildos for these ladies! or a building that looks like mandigo!

  8. PLEASE some one make a fence out of dildos for these ladies! or a building that looks like mandigo!

  9. Very challenging to watch – it took a lot of effort to try and watch with an open mind.  But worth the effort – their affections for objects makes a lot of sense when put in perspective with their pasts.  If they have no other way of feeling love, then who am I to say?

  10. Very challenging to watch – it took a lot of effort to try and watch with an open mind.  But worth the effort – their affections for objects makes a lot of sense when put in perspective with their pasts.  If they have no other way of feeling love, then who am I to say?

  11. This creeps me out. I don’t care what they do in their own homes, but stay away from my landmarks!

  12. Just the idea of letting people marry objects, yet not letting same-sex couples marry, is insane. Utterly insane and incredibly offensive for LGBT couples. I mean, really? In what kind of fiucked up society does an inanimate object have more rights than people?!

    • These are obviously not legal marriages. I am lesbian-identified and completely understand your chagrin with the lack of legal acceptance for LGBT marriages, but it’s not so relevant to this context.

  13. Harlots! Such sluts…claiming love, but with so many objects. Sluts! All sluts!

    BTW  I am being sarcastic.Seriously, these women are fucked in the head. What sad little lives they lead. Wow, just wow

  14. Harlots! Such sluts…claiming love, but with so many objects. Sluts! All sluts!

    BTW  I am being sarcastic.Seriously, these women are fucked in the head. What sad little lives they lead. Wow, just wow

  15. no one here has ever seen Spinal Tap I take it?

  16. jimi hendrix slept with his guitar…omfg! objectophilia!!?? lol, this is so freakin weird.  I half think this is all a big comedy sketch

  17. this is just beyong me. its impossible to love an object. As it has no mind, feeling, or body.
    its like me saying i had a breif affair with my shoe.
    I mean it could be like a fetish but, Its not love in any way at all
    A weird ass fetish at that.

    Okay im gonna whisper in the effiel towers ear what color underwear im wearing, and then tell that bitch to ask the tower.

  18. This is just beyond me. A bridge cannot love someone because it isn’t even living. Seriously this doesn’t qualify as a sexual orientation at all.

    Maybe a weird fetish though…

    • You got that right. It’s a masturbatory fetish at best. In that regard, as good, bad, weird or normal as any other, you could say… But when they claim their masturbation ideal to be a love RELATIONSHIP, they are just fooling themselves…

       The Eiffel Tower can be seen as just this huge steel penis that this lady likes to think on while she jills off. Not that weird, one could say. But love? Seriously?

       Guess you could experience love through objects… like a telephone or the internet, thanks to being people on the other side? But most likely you’d be just jerking.

    • You got that right. It’s a masturbatory fetish at best. In that regard, as good, bad, weird or normal as any other, you could say… But when they claim their masturbation ideal to be a love RELATIONSHIP, they are just fooling themselves…

       The Eiffel Tower can be seen as just this huge steel penis that this lady likes to think on while she jills off. Not that weird, one could say. But love? Seriously?

       Guess you could experience love through objects… like a telephone or the internet, thanks to being people on the other side? But most likely you’d be just jerking.

  19. oh my god what. She a crazy bitch.

  20. It’s funny because their love only goes one way

  21. that was the craziest video I’ve ever watched, and the part where the lady was putting the black stuff all over her face was TMI for me. But, I suppose I have found respect for these people, They have come to love objects because the humans that were supposed to love them gave them hate and coldness, so in turn they turned to objects for comfort. And now they feel this way, and it is very understandable.

  22. My first thought about this was that these people are strange… and even though we should accept people like that, how can they feel love for something that doesn’t move, talk, have emotions… I find it hard to understand because I am not one of them. I have a friend who is in love with a cartoon character, one of the ones from Sonic the Hedgehog, and that might seem weird enough, but I didn’t think people can have love for objects too, and can it even be called love…? 

  23. christ… it’s so sad that this is being compared to LGBTQ.
    these people are obviously mentally ill!!!

  24. christ… it’s so sad that this is being compared to LGBTQ.
    these people are obviously mentally ill!!!

  25. christ… it’s so sad that this is being compared to LGBTQ.
    these people are obviously mentally ill!!!

  26. And even if this “disease” is a real thing , you dont love another person as a child ina  romantic way , and you cant just love some person instantaneously. How can a fairground ride be noble??

  27. And even if this “disease” is a real thing , you dont love another person as a child ina  romantic way , and you cant just love some person instantaneously. How can a fairground ride be noble??

  28. Im also surprised someone hasnt made a hilarious film about this similiar to the likes or rol models or superbad…

  29. Im also surprised someone hasnt made a hilarious film about this similiar to the likes or rol models or superbad…

  30. A man cant stick his dick in a guillotine…

  31. abnormal brain wiring can do these things to you

  32. I’m sorry but… this is coo coo

  33. ….to state the obvious…. these women probably didn’t really receive attention from anyone that would’ve been able to be appealing enough for them to seriously  enjoy a healthy human relationship….

  34. for the most part MEN MADE and designed all of those objects, it’s strange that isn’t really an element these women seem to recognize at all.  They act like these objects just exists independant of humanity as if they were always in existence or created themself.  It’s strange with such an attraction to a monument there is seemingly no recognition of the creators of those objects.

  35. for the most part MEN MADE and designed all of those objects, it’s strange that isn’t really an element these women seem to recognize at all.  They act like these objects just exists independant of humanity as if they were always in existence or created themself.  It’s strange with such an attraction to a monument there is seemingly no recognition of the creators of those objects.

  36. Bitch! That bridge is in love with ME!

  37. Bitch! That bridge is in love with ME!

  38. these ladies must be missing some human interaction to resort to loving fences and towers.  where do you even find a guillotine?  and to the person’s comment before, people can change, it’s called seeking professional help.

  39. Oh man this is just plain fantastic. I might be an asshole but this is absolutely hilarious. These women are crazy, whatever enjoy your little fair ride, grind it if you like, as long as you don’t mind that the rest of us are laughing our asses off.

  40. Oh man this is just plain fantastic. I might be an asshole but this is absolutely hilarious. These women are crazy, whatever enjoy your little fair ride, grind it if you like, as long as you don’t mind that the rest of us are laughing our asses off.

  41. I’m not religious or anything, but not only did she have sex IN the church, she had sex WITH the church…

  42. I’m not religious or anything, but not only did she have sex IN the church, she had sex WITH the church…

  43. I get it, people substitute human love with different kinds all the time, pets, religion you name it. If it isn’t destructive to them or others they should be able to do what they want. It’s very strange, but I can see it helps them cope. I hope they manage to find their way to human love, as it’s not as one sided.

  44. I get it, people substitute human love with different kinds all the time, pets, religion you name it. If it isn’t destructive to them or others they should be able to do what they want. It’s very strange, but I can see it helps them cope. I hope they manage to find their way to human love, as it’s not as one sided.

  45. I get it, people substitute human love with different kinds all the time, pets, religion you name it. If it isn’t destructive to them or others they should be able to do what they want. It’s very strange, but I can see it helps them cope. I hope they manage to find their way to human love, as it’s not as one sided.

  46. >>human attachment problems

    the objects fill the hole (that’s what she literally just said in the video, amirite? lol’d.)

  47. >>human attachment problems

    the objects fill the hole (that’s what she literally just said in the video, amirite? lol’d.)

  48. if she wishes to be an object or something why doesnt she just cover herself in cement and become a god damn object, if you love objects so much be an object and save the rest of the world from this psycho bitch 

  49. if she wishes to be an object or something why doesnt she just cover herself in cement and become a god damn object, if you love objects so much be an object and save the rest of the world from this psycho bitch 

  50. if she wishes to be an object or something why doesnt she just cover herself in cement and become a god damn object, if you love objects so much be an object and save the rest of the world from this psycho bitch 

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