My Penis and I

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This is a film I made (The Author) in 2005 for the BBC. “I guess this thing is about having a small dick, and it’s horrible saying that because it’s true…. And why is it such a problem? This is what this film is about”. My Penis and I follows my two-year journey to discover if size matters. It charts the effect my penis has had on my life, my family and my relationship with my girlfriend Nicola. The film is now out of BBC licensing and I am free to distribute it non-commercially.

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  • smallestcockintheworld

    It’s annoying how women try to always throw in the breast size thing when men complain about their penis size, because breasts have nothing to do with giving a man an orgasm. It doesn’t matter at all how small a womans breasts are because we come either way the same. Woman always need to feel like they are the victims when sexual insults are present, but guys are the ones with all the worries as far
    as sex is concerned. Women don’t have to do anything. And guys, a womans g-spot is 2 or 3 inches inside, so that is all you need to please her, and if that isn’t enough for her than she is probably just a whore, and has serious issues that you don’t want to get involved with anyways. If a woman can give herself an orgasm with her finger, than what is the problem?

  • Halfman

    Think of sex as a game of golf: sure, having a small penis is a handicap and all, but you’d be a real idiot to use just the one club (your penis) for the entire game anyway (unless you’re Happy Gilmore). So use different clubs (your mouth, fingers, sex toys, explore fantasies and fetishes, how do you think lesbians satisfy each other?) to better your game (sex), and just remember to try out different courses (BBW, petite, mature, Black, White, Asian, Desi, Latina etc).

    What I’m getting at is that the female body is a beautiful and wondrously complex thing; and can be satisfied in many ways… all of which you can learn.

  • Matt

    He believes he cannot satisfy his wife due to his own insecurity about the size of his penis of which has nothing to do with her; it’s an internalized value of his. More importantly, the reason he cannot satisfy his wife is likely because of his obesity and he is erroneously attributing this to his penis size as this is something he is more comfortable with in respect to his ego.

    In the end it’s all about him and the dissonance between his idealized self and his actual self. It’s very narcissistic.

    Regardless, if he wanted to increase his penis size all he has to do is lose weight; the vast majority of it is clearly occluded by that great amount of pubic fat he has. I’d argue he’s of perfectly average size underneath.

    Besides, if he lost weight his penis would also appear much bigger irrespective of the fat pad — humans do not perceive the size of objects in absolute terms; only relative.

  • heather

    I had a 2 year relationship with a barely 4″er. I admit, the first time we did it, I thought he was smallish. But we fell in love, and it didn’t really matter. I was able to orgasm just fine on top. Sex is 99% is mental, only 1% physical anyway.
    I can say I ended a pretty promising relationship due to an over-sized penis. It hurt when it hit my cervix. Every guy I have ever been with commented i am very tight, even after having a child and hitting 40 yrs old. I guess I am the female counterpart to small penis. I am half Irish, lol. My husband of 10 years is just over 5″, and it has never been an issue. :)

    • heather

      PS- Women can give great oral to a less endowed man. He just needs good self esteem so he can relax and fully enjoy ;)

  • kenneth
  • Ehh

    So many ridiculous comments on here. A woman wanting a partner with a large penis is a “whore”? Lol! There is nothing wrong with wishing your partner was better endowed, especially if the size of his penis is the root of his insecurities – just like the guy’s girlfriend said: It’s not even down to the fact she wants him to have a bigger dick for their sex life, but the fact it would make him more confident in their relationship and life in general.
    Also, when a woman says her partner’s penis is “fine” or “perfect” when it’s on the small side, she’s not exactly lying. Let’s say the love of my life has a tiny wiener, but the sex is still good (since there’s much more to sex than a simple penis to vagina in 1 position) and he’s a lovely man all around. Am I going to have a problem with his small dick? Hell no, since there is so much more to him than his penis size. Now let’s take the same guy with the same tiny penis, but have a situation where we don’t know each other and are having a one night stand. Am I going to make fun of him to my girlfriends after the deed is done? Most likely. It’s all about the context.

  • Just sayin

    I admire your courage to make this film and share your journey. My heart broke for you telling the story of the bitch who in front of you wiggled her little finger and laughed with her friends. Hope Karma paid her a visit. Anyway as for the size of your penis, ya know what, its a problem if you make it a problem. A girl might be disapointed but a women would see the whole man. I have to say I think you girlfriend loves you for who you are, and yes sex is an important part of any relationship so go work on making it amazing. Intercourse is only one part of having sex. I also have to say I would feel if I was your girlfriend that you may only be staying with me out of the fear of rejection from other girls, THAT would bother me a hell of alot more than the size of your penis. Staying with someone out of insecurities is really the wrong reason, so im really hoping that is not the case. She deserves better and so do you. Best of luck in finding a happy place with all this and really well done to you making this film. Only a real man could make a this film. ☺

  • joy

    I like a large cock because I have a deep cervix. I also get off the best when it’s missionary intercourse and the tip is massaging my g-spot (we’re all adults here). Since I have these special needs my lover could not have a small one. However, a great many women prefer to orgasm through oral love and they truly may not like intercourse very much and a little dick is a good match. I knew a woman years ago who had a shallow vaginal canal and she said even 3.5 inches was too much. Anyway, this film is bold and brave and revealing and makes me appreciate being a woman so the issue doesn’t apply.

  • lucy

    whats the music/song called that starts at 21:10 ??

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