My Penis and I
This is a film I made (The Author) in 2005 for the BBC. “I guess this thing is about having a small dick, and it’s horrible saying that because it’s true…. And why is it such a problem? This is what this film is about”. My Penis and I follows my two-year journey to discover if size matters. It charts the effect my penis has had on my life, my family and my relationship with my girlfriend Nicola. The film is now out of BBC licensing and I am free to distribute it non-commercially.
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August 30, 2011 at 10:22 pm | Monkey_house
What a fantastic documentary. It really is a breath of fresh air to see someone finally making a statement about the insecurities a man can have about his custard cannon’s size.
It’s just too bad that we are constantly pressured in our society that we need to be of a certain standard.
To Laura Chandler:
It isn’t just men that are judgemental of women’s bodies. Everyone is judgemental of everyone, and every person is guilty of it. Yes there are men that are going to make you feel like shit. There are women that will do the same. As for your comment, “My goodness, men certainly are touchy about their own bodies and critical about women’s.”, you sound as if you are implying that men shouldn’t be sensitive about the way they perceive themselves. It makes you sound sexist. I realize there are many men that are pigs out there that make you feel like your boobs aren’t good enough. However, the way you are going about saying that women get gawked at, commented on, and calling it hypocritical that men are sensitive about their penis size, is hypocrisy to the tee. I have female friends that have walked out on a man when they have taken off his trousers because of his cock size. Can you imagine how that would feel? You take home a good looking guy who takes off your clothes and looks at your vagina with a weird face and then laughs and walks out… I think i have made my point that women can equally be as bad as men are for being pigs. I hope you meet a nice guy that makes you feel beautiful.
September 1, 2011 at 6:07 am | bigbarnzlow
well i have a massive knob and i can tell you… size matters, i get bitches all the time and they love it xoxo bigbarnzlow
October 6, 2011 at 2:22 pm | Wise1
I really like this guy. What a sweetheart!
October 29, 2011 at 9:09 pm | RandomGuy
Really brave guy
November 2, 2011 at 11:52 am | Srktheking6p
After watching this video i got a feeling that i met a fat ass who is very low of confidence due to a stupid reason!!!! I dont blame this guy coz he was bullied in school and the fact was imbibed on his mind since he was a child.But the best part is this guy has a wonderful soul. I hope he has figured out that size doesn’t matter but erection and stamina does.To achieve the later two aspects confidence, self belief and love n pride for ur assets are very important. I am damn confident that sooner or later he will get there!!!!
All in all a wonderful video which will help a lot of people like him.
November 18, 2011 at 3:42 am | Jackie
Size matters, but it’s not a dealbreaker. Certainly nothing to consider surgery over.
November 19, 2011 at 11:17 pm | Desiree
It hurts when is too big, I can’t move freely and I don’t enjoy it… I think size doesn’t matter, what it matter is what you do with it, be creative
And indeed that teenagers can be very cruel and mean with each other, but at the end of the day somehow we all have had that feeling about changing something on our bodies, just deal with it.Feel confident with your body, enjoy yourself and enjoy your partner.
November 23, 2011 at 6:33 pm | Maria
I can’t watch this cause all he is doing is denying the fact what everyone is telling him, I mean the doctor suggested surgery he said no. Well I mean its nothing wrong with having a small cock, I don’t see as penis size is a problem to me cause its not. I’ve made love with guys who cock was small, and it was the most enjoyable thing ever. I think he needs to just chill and enjoy what he has, I mean if his girl likes it just as it is, he needs to stop complaining so much about nothing.
November 27, 2011 at 8:18 pm | Darrenmalin
a brave man. Well done sir !
December 2, 2011 at 6:43 pm | Guest
You can ask all the women in the world about how penis size matters or not, and you will receive many diverse answers, but most will be framed in such a way as not to offend the man asking the question of them. A man asking such a question will always have a niggling doubt when they receive a kind answer from a woman on this issue, but when he receives an answer stating that it does matter, how self-debilitating would it be for him if he were to accept that to be the truth?
Procreatively, a small penis is only a problem if it hampers the ability to sire off-spring, and modern science can help with that. However, penis size anxiety is more about wanting to satisfy one’s partner physically, because we all want to meet the needs of our partners so that they don’t feel in themselves the need to stray and look elsewhere for their satisfaction. When we love a person, we don’t want to feel ourselves so sexually inadequate physically that we think we may lose them to someone else. That kind of thinking is highly debilitating and self-reinforcing of the anxiety.
For men having penis size anxiety issues, the first step is to overcome the absence of sexual self-esteem, which in turn dilutes a man’s self-perception of his his worth as a adult male.
Sex is an important part of our world, especially as part of one’s expression of love towards one’s partner, but it is only a part of the whole, and as long as the other parts are doing fine, together the couple can help the man overcome his anxieties regarding the size of his penis.
Fact of the matter is, for many women, penis size does matter, but for many others it doesn’t. It’s the same for gay men, some are size queens, whilst others are not…it’s about personal preference.
A large penis on a man maybe considered more aesthetically pleasing to the eye than one with a small penis, but in ancient Greek and Roman art, it wasn’t, it was anathema to portray a large penis…look at the statue of David.
There is no way anyone can give a definitive answer of aid to any man with penis anxiety in such a small space, but I would hope that any man having such anxieties would come to recognize that he is not alone, and that he can overcome the aniety. Just do the research and they will see that penis anxiety affects men having large penis’, too.
December 16, 2011 at 2:49 am | liam
I’m pretty sure if this guy had a 8 incher he still wouldn’t get laid
December 16, 2011 at 7:00 pm | Simon Bettstein
this made me think and the girls i did it with told me diameter is more important than length! and everything above 7cm and below 12cm in length is perfectly normal!
December 19, 2011 at 3:02 pm | guest
I feel so sorry for this guy. I can relate to him, I have a six inch penis and I know its too small. My girlfriend never says anything but I know she’d love a bigger one. You need at least seven inches, eight is ideal but why is it that only ten percent of men have seven or more??????? Everyone is giving out about the girls at 23.00, but that’s their choice if they want a big penis. I like girls with big natural breasts, does that make me a bad person???
December 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm | Kkadco
24:45 Dude where’s your gloves at???….seriously?!?!?!?
January 6, 2012 at 2:10 am | somebody
I’m pretty sure liam is an asshole.
January 15, 2012 at 7:05 am | Nigel
And ironically in Ancient Greece big penises were considered gross and barbaric and small penises were thought of as more superior and more ascetically pleasing.
You were born in the wrong Era mate.
January 16, 2012 at 10:19 pm | CJ
I have a bigger clit than his Johnson. I empathise with him, we’re both ‘abnormal’ down there – I used to be insecure about it too. Both men and women make fun of the opposite’s sex genitalia, I’ve heard men comment on ‘big lips’ or that she was ‘too loose’ abd I’ve hear women saying he was ‘too small’ or ‘his balls were hung too low’.
January 16, 2012 at 10:21 pm | CJ
*Bigger than him when he’s soft – not erect.
January 22, 2012 at 5:48 pm | guest
wow, brave man. that is A SMALL penis….
March 15, 2012 at 9:45 pm | Thebes
His girlfriend seems pretty cold.
April 1, 2012 at 10:54 pm | lm
I always knew those rugby players were gay
April 12, 2012 at 2:51 pm | Dude
He may have a smaller penis than you keyboard warriors but he has way bigger balls than you making this.
May 3, 2012 at 7:48 pm | hiza
ha ha
May 7, 2012 at 3:20 pm | Jay
I feel terrible for him….and I thought I had a complexion…
May 9, 2012 at 1:59 am | me
size does matter to me. if i can’t feel anything i don’t enjoy it. period. small dick men are right up there with premature ejaculators. you will not get a second chance with me. nothing wrong with preference. if there’s something that a man doesn’t like about me, i’m cool with that because everything isn’t for everybody. i’ll find the size i like and he can find whatever he likes. it’s a big wide world. find who and what you like and live life baby!!
May 13, 2012 at 1:21 pm | journey inward
bop!